controlled danger.: True story: His Name is Robert Downey Jr. 

rdjnews:

by Dana Reinhardt

I’m willing to go out on a limb here and guess that most stories of kindness do not begin with drug addicted celebrity bad boys.

Mine does.

His name is Robert Downey Jr.

You’ve probably heard of him. You may or may not be a fan, but I am, and I was in…

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elfstaranymore:

icaruscalling:

dolphinlegs:

weirdsociology:

emilianadarling:

Laci Green (at her Tumblr or her Youtube channel) discussing the myth of the hymen. Click here to watch the whole video. (x)

The more you know, ladies and gentlemen and fancy genderbeings, the more you know.

Is it sad that I know what brand of vibrator she is using in the fifth frame?

no sarah that is awesome i love/miss you

[Trigger warning for TMI + fucked up dudes thinking they own female bodies] I used to have a creepy boyfriend who was obsessed with my having been a virgin the first time we had sex (I was). He became convinced I had lied about that because he didn’t remember breaking my hymen when we had sex. I was like, first of all just because I was a virgin doesn’t mean your penis was the first thing that ever went in my vagina, and second of all I STILL HAVE A HYMEN. It’s just moved out of the way.

So yeah I’m super happy to see this photoset because god damn that was the source of some unnecessary turmoil. Although it wouldn’t have been if this douchecopter wasn’t obsessed with owning my body, but damn.



And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it: cry8a8y: shinigami-butts-party: mochakimono: I’ll keep the story... 

cry8a8y:

shinigami-butts-party:

mochakimono:

I’ll keep the story brief.

My dad lost his job the other day, and yesterday my cat had a seizure for the first time.

We can afford rent, food and other necessities (my mom is employed). We cannot, however, afford a vet.

So I would…


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0riginal-sluts:

this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged it off. last year, he didnt come home from school, we thought that being only in grade prep, he might’ve decided to go home with his bestfriend without telling us, but he didn’t.  the school confirmed they saw him get on his school bus after the bell rang. but thats all we knew, the bus driver said that he had gotten off a stop early, my mother was frantically searching the neighbourhood for him. we never found him. it’s been two years and we’re still looking for him, he was such a beautiful boy, and i cant help but think the worst. he could be anywhere in the world by now, so please, reblog this, no matter where you’re from, you could save a life. xx

0riginal-sluts:

this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were no bad people in the world?” i thought it to be a funny thing for a 5 year old to say, but shrugged it off. last year, he didnt come home from school, we thought that being only in grade prep, he might’ve decided to go home with his bestfriend without telling us, but he didn’t.  the school confirmed they saw him get on his school bus after the bell rang. but thats all we knew, the bus driver said that he had gotten off a stop early, my mother was frantically searching the neighbourhood for him. we never found him. it’s been two years and we’re still looking for him, he was such a beautiful boy, and i cant help but think the worst. he could be anywhere in the world by now, so please, reblog this, no matter where you’re from, you could save a life. xx

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singofthedamage:

schmergo:

so-fuck-it-thug-life:

im crying. oh my god. 82000+ tweets.

Dude. I just got the pun. Stealth Mountain is a synonym for ‘sneak peak.’

Well, now I wanna go send a tweet saying “sneak peak” on my public twitter and see what happens. 



Comme une petite souris: IMPORTANT: Mass deletion of stories on fanfiction.net 

wtffanfiction:

My attention was directed to this post. It looks like a pretty good explanation of what’s going on over at Fanfiction.net. OP posted her FF.net account at the bottom if anyone has any questions, or send them to her Tumblr.

whatsernamelambert:

Hello. As most of you avid…



Oh. Haha. Ahahaha. Oh hell no 

nova-bright:

yuri-tier:

saschaeatsteeth:

So I was trying to be fair & thinking “oh you know Erika Moen did that transphobic comic in 2009, and when your art & creations & words are captured online forever it can be difficult to mend the fucked up shit you’ve done.” So I went looking for any like, updates, comments, apologies, whatever, and instead found this quote. In which criticism of her work as being transphobic, racist, etc is likened to being yelled at by a homeless drunk man. (Because we all know THEY aren’t to be taken seriously, har har har) and that it has no bearing on her life.

This is not “haters gonna hate” or someone defending their work/being dismissive in the face of art critics, misogynists, homophobes, or just plain jerks. This is someone benefiting from & “representing” queers then spitting in their faces.

AHAHA WOW FUCK HER

Honestly, the first thing I heard about her work was being linked to a comic by a trans friend because he needed to vent about how grossed out he was by it, so I’ve always been super iffy about her stuff.

When people are saying ‘your work is hurting me’, the appropriate response is not ‘lol some people just like to make noise’

What an asshole thing to do, honestly



thefistofartemis:

omg. these gems.

thefistofartemis:

omg. these gems.

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#Pokemon

sharpestrose:

pluckypalaeontologist:

soultired:

sabelmouse:

randomlycastle:

fyeahcurebiefurby:

[A grey and white furby on a blue and green background. Text reads: “Would rather their child face a risk of death than be autistic”]
Even if the vaccine links were true, they would still rather their child die from something preventable than be autistic.

I can not stand it when people say the risk of autism is the reason they refuse vaccinations. It shows a lot of ignorance and is such an insult to their child and to autistic people.

people die from vaccine injuries. 
when you think of autism you probably think of something like asperger’s  or a similar high functioning syndrome.
many vaccine damaged children are severely brain damaged. imagine that and then imagine that child growing up to need constant care and then imagine yourself dying and who will take are of that adult. 
that’s what many people live with.

There is risk associated with everything. The risk of having a dead or disabled child is MUCH higher if you don’t vaccinate.  You aren’t avoiding a choice by not vaccinating, you are choosing to risk incredibly painful death based on either shit studies or an incredibly small risk of adverse affects.
Oh, and if your kids are allergic to vaccines, and that’s what you’re worried about?  Yeah, anti-vax completely fucks them over.  When we have a regularly vaccinated populace, people unvaccinated due to allergies (or other conditions that preclude vaccination) are almost completely safe.  In our current society, they’re at high risk.
So, yeah.  Don’t risk your child’s death, and other people’s children’s deaths, because you don’t know that there are services to help care for disabled people and would rather fear monger about adults with disabilities being so awful.

What’s with the “you probably think of high functioning autism” thing?  ’Low functioning’ autism might make your life more difficult than it would be without it, but it’s not like AS vs death is cake vs death while ‘low functioning’ vs death is somehow a muddier question.
Also YES SERIOUSLY WHAT SOULTIRED SAID JFC.
People who have certain kinds of illnesses, allergies or disabilities rely on those vaccinations.  Newborn and very young babies rely on those vaccinations.  Pregnant people rely on those vaccinations.
If you don’t get your kid the MMR because ~the autisms~, and they manage to catch rubella, it’s mightnot be a big deal for your seven year old.  But congenital rubella syndrome is a pretty fucking big deal.  And if your kid passes it on to someone and you chose not to vaccinate them, that’s not bad luck, that’s someone else being ill as a result of your shitty life choices.  Your family is not isolated from its society, and so you carry some basic responsibilities towards the society in which you live.

I was a super-super sickly kid. As in, they didn’t expect me to live past four years old because I was allergic to everything and on meds that gave me ulcers in my throat and I had to have a bunch of operations and blah etc
So whenever someone starts wallowing in the luxury of ‘but I don’t want to have my child contribute to the wellbeing of society through vaccination’ I take it about as well as I do when people say ‘wouldn’t it be romantic and authentic to live without technology?’. No fuck off, I like being alive and your nonsense fantasy, if everyone thought the same way, would not lead to me being alive. 
Also “when you think of autism you probably think of something like asperger’s  or a similar high functioning syndrome” is the biggest bunch of gross bullshit. YOU PROBABLY THINK YOU’RE ONLY RISKING SHELDON FROM BIG BANG THEORY AS A KID YOU GUYS BUT WHAT IF YOU GOT A FOR-REAL RETARD WHAT THEN I BET YOU’D RISK YOUR KID’S DEATH TO AVOID THAT RIGHT. Repulsive.  

sharpestrose:

pluckypalaeontologist:

soultired:

sabelmouse:

randomlycastle:

fyeahcurebiefurby:

[A grey and white furby on a blue and green background. Text reads: “Would rather their child face a risk of death than be autistic”]

Even if the vaccine links were true, they would still rather their child die from something preventable than be autistic.

I can not stand it when people say the risk of autism is the reason they refuse vaccinations. It shows a lot of ignorance and is such an insult to their child and to autistic people.

people die from vaccine injuries. 

when you think of autism you probably think of something like asperger’s  or a similar high functioning syndrome.

many vaccine damaged children are severely brain damaged. imagine that and then imagine that child growing up to need constant care and then imagine yourself dying and who will take are of that adult. 

that’s what many people live with.

There is risk associated with everything. The risk of having a dead or disabled child is MUCH higher if you don’t vaccinate.  You aren’t avoiding a choice by not vaccinating, you are choosing to risk incredibly painful death based on either shit studies or an incredibly small risk of adverse affects.

Oh, and if your kids are allergic to vaccines, and that’s what you’re worried about?  Yeah, anti-vax completely fucks them over.  When we have a regularly vaccinated populace, people unvaccinated due to allergies (or other conditions that preclude vaccination) are almost completely safe.  In our current society, they’re at high risk.

So, yeah.  Don’t risk your child’s death, and other people’s children’s deaths, because you don’t know that there are services to help care for disabled people and would rather fear monger about adults with disabilities being so awful.

What’s with the “you probably think of high functioning autism” thing?  ’Low functioning’ autism might make your life more difficult than it would be without it, but it’s not like AS vs death is cake vs death while ‘low functioning’ vs death is somehow a muddier question.

Also YES SERIOUSLY WHAT SOULTIRED SAID JFC.

People who have certain kinds of illnesses, allergies or disabilities rely on those vaccinations.  Newborn and very young babies rely on those vaccinations.  Pregnant people rely on those vaccinations.

If you don’t get your kid the MMR because ~the autisms~, and they manage to catch rubella, it’s mightnot be a big deal for your seven year old.  But congenital rubella syndrome is a pretty fucking big deal.  And if your kid passes it on to someone and you chose not to vaccinate them, that’s not bad luck, that’s someone else being ill as a result of your shitty life choices.  Your family is not isolated from its society, and so you carry some basic responsibilities towards the society in which you live.

I was a super-super sickly kid. As in, they didn’t expect me to live past four years old because I was allergic to everything and on meds that gave me ulcers in my throat and I had to have a bunch of operations and blah etc

So whenever someone starts wallowing in the luxury of ‘but I don’t want to have my child contribute to the wellbeing of society through vaccination’ I take it about as well as I do when people say ‘wouldn’t it be romantic and authentic to live without technology?’. No fuck off, I like being alive and your nonsense fantasy, if everyone thought the same way, would not lead to me being alive. 

Also “when you think of autism you probably think of something like asperger’s  or a similar high functioning syndrome” is the biggest bunch of gross bullshit. YOU PROBABLY THINK YOU’RE ONLY RISKING SHELDON FROM BIG BANG THEORY AS A KID YOU GUYS BUT WHAT IF YOU GOT A FOR-REAL RETARD WHAT THEN I BET YOU’D RISK YOUR KID’S DEATH TO AVOID THAT RIGHT. Repulsive.  



fattiesinlove:

Every. Goddamn. Time.

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rararamyeon:

avataraang:

THIS IS THE BEST.

YES YES YES FUCK YES.

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#korra

thegreenguitar:

flamingace:

think-progress:

A Church posts a billboard apology to North Carolinians for “judgmental, deceptive, manipulative actions” done against the LGBT community with the passage of Amendment One.

    #because it’s important to remember that not all Christians are bigots #and not all bigots are Christians

thegreenguitar:

flamingace:

think-progress:

A Church posts a billboard apology to North Carolinians for “judgmental, deceptive, manipulative actions” done against the LGBT community with the passage of Amendment One.

  #because it’s important to remember that not all Christians are bigots #and not all bigots are Christians


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firsttimelady:

tonystaarks:

#WHY DID THEY CUT THIS #WHY DID THEY CUT ANYTHING

#I’M NOT ON MY CYCLE, PEPPER!

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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god 

  •  I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
  •  When chemists die, they barium.
  •  Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  •  I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
  •  I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  •  This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  •  I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  •  I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  •  They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
  •  We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  •  Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
  •  Broken pencils are pointless.
  •  I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  •  What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  •  I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  •  All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
  •  I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  •  Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
  •  A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  •  The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
  •  Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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